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Blue balls loses football matches. All teams that banned sex during The World Cup out.

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You’re a superstar footballer, in Brazil for the World Cup and your manager lays down ground rules that may go something like this…‘no sex for any players during the tournament. We need focus and fresh legs. No distractions, no women, no hooking up.’

Not good news for the players (Brazil is stacked with amazing looking, feminine women), and not good news for the teams’ odds of advancing.

Entering the quarter finals on Friday, not one team that banned sex during the tournament has made it through. That’s a 100% hit rate.  You can’t argue with those numbers.

The graph, courtesy of QZ.com shows all the teams eliminated with most remaining in the ‘It’s complicated’ bracket.

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Give a whole new meaning to the phrase, ‘Let the boys play.’

References:

http://qz.com/229113/all-of-the-teams-that-banned-sex-at-the-world-cup-have-been-eliminated/

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Tony
Tony
July 4, 2014

Great one!

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